Raaste mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hai. Naam hai Ricky Martin. I think the only being cows allow to use roads, for which we pay our taxes, are rickshaw drivers. There is something crazy about them, as if they're perpetually high.
I mean, even if a bunch of good samaritans give way to an ambulance, all a Ricky Martin has to do is stretch out his leg to indicate he's going to take a turn and just move in. Like a boss.
And there is no more anyone can ever talk about the cows on the roads. Yaar, why is Narendra Modi even promising a Congress-mukt Bharat. All we need is cow-free roads in monsoon and even congress will vote for him.
But today as I was observing traffic from a bench on the road, I observed a completely marvelous phenomena. It was women who sit sideways on two-wheelers. Now, even my mom is one such women who sit in such a position, but I've never sat sideways myself. Always sat with one leg going all the way across the seat. And it has been a while since I sat that way either. Mostly because ever since I started driving on my own, it would always be me who would take others as pillion riders. (#ProTip: you do not want to sit as a pillion rider with my mom on her activa, no, even if she was the last person who could give you a ride. I, on the other hand, am an amazing driver)
Anyway, so today I observed a couple of ladies, especially in saree, sitting sideways. HOW DO THEY BALANCE? Especially on a bike?
How do they sit sideways on a moving two wheeler without losing their balance. If I were to look at the road moving sideways, I would fall only. All these women (and some men, like why would men sit sideways?) break science every single day and no one has thought how.
What sorcery is this? I am now looking at ways to decode this mystery and nominate Nobel for a Nirwa Prize. Or something like that.
And I realise the post has nothing to do with title. Or maybe it does. Because bikes would work on roads only no?
I mean, even if a bunch of good samaritans give way to an ambulance, all a Ricky Martin has to do is stretch out his leg to indicate he's going to take a turn and just move in. Like a boss.
And there is no more anyone can ever talk about the cows on the roads. Yaar, why is Narendra Modi even promising a Congress-mukt Bharat. All we need is cow-free roads in monsoon and even congress will vote for him.
But today as I was observing traffic from a bench on the road, I observed a completely marvelous phenomena. It was women who sit sideways on two-wheelers. Now, even my mom is one such women who sit in such a position, but I've never sat sideways myself. Always sat with one leg going all the way across the seat. And it has been a while since I sat that way either. Mostly because ever since I started driving on my own, it would always be me who would take others as pillion riders. (#ProTip: you do not want to sit as a pillion rider with my mom on her activa, no, even if she was the last person who could give you a ride. I, on the other hand, am an amazing driver)
Anyway, so today I observed a couple of ladies, especially in saree, sitting sideways. HOW DO THEY BALANCE? Especially on a bike?
How do they sit sideways on a moving two wheeler without losing their balance. If I were to look at the road moving sideways, I would fall only. All these women (and some men, like why would men sit sideways?) break science every single day and no one has thought how.
What sorcery is this? I am now looking at ways to decode this mystery and nominate Nobel for a Nirwa Prize. Or something like that.
And I realise the post has nothing to do with title. Or maybe it does. Because bikes would work on roads only no?
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