Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Announcing New Festival

There are lot of bad things happening in the country and the world.  It is time we should look for reasons to celebrate.

So what better reason to celebrate than a festival?

And everyone should have a back up career plan.  So in case I don't end up being the Prime Minister of the country, or the World President or if my ponzi scheme doesn't take off, or you know, no one takes me seriously as Nirmala Baby or Sai Baby, I should have a Plan B.

Plan B has been to declare myself as God.  And why not? I mean, I am just like God, I work in mysterious ways too. 

And like every God, I too deserve a festival of my own.  What better to celebrate than my own birth?

So in a few weeks' time, as I turn a year older and a year wiser, I'm going to declare it as a universal festival.

4th February shall be known as - International Day of Awesomeness, or as we Indians would like to call it Nirwa Dashami.

I'm still working out the details on how to bring in the celebrations.  Never knew creating a new festival will be such hard work.

In the mean time, kindly give in your suggestions on how you all would want to celebrate my birthday.



Reshma said...

I'd like to SEE you :-)
So, it will be really nice if you could say something (anything you like to say, or do), and record that video, and post it on Youtube.

Finally, post the Youtube URL, or embed it on your Blog post on your budday !! :-)

Anonymous said...

going by your tweets, make it International day of loserdom and foreveraloneness.

Nirwa Mehta said...

@ Reshma

HAHAHA! Naah, I'm way too camera shy to record a video of mine. :P

@ Anonymous

Ouch. I'm not that bad, you know?

dailygrinder said...

Handvo with brownies!

Nirwa Mehta said...

@ dailygrinder

:D sure, you bring in the brownies, ok?