Yaksha Prashna

Disclaimer: No offence meant, yo!

@Baba4U

stick missing, urgently need to find it, pls RT.

@YoYudi

a big shoutout to @B4Bheem, @Arjun, @Sahdevrocks and @Lukan #comeoffraa, lets go find @Baba4U's stick.

@Sahdevrocks has checked into random lake in the jungle @4sq.com/paani with the bros.

@Sahdevrocks

Dude, a talking crane! FTW! says water poisonous, can't drink if i don't answer questions. #OK

@kkraainn

in reply to @Sahdevrocks dude, i'm the talking crane, i'll crapblck you. Answer now or die.

@Lukan

So @Sahdevrocks can predict future, but can't find water. I'll have to fetch water and bro, both.

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@Arjun

Looks like those twins have disappeared into thin air, every time I end up working for them. pffft.

@B4Bheem

+1 RT @Arjun: Looks like those twins have disappeared into thin air, everytime I end up working for them. pffft.

@kkraainn

*rubs hands gleefully* oh wait, i'm a bird.

@YoYudi

@B4Bheem @Arjun @Sahdevrocks @Lukan wtf, bros, where are you? what's taking you so long to bring water?

@YoYudi checks in to random lake in jungle @4sq/water

@kkraainn

Welcome my dear @YoYudi, answer questions i post on @IAmYaksha and first prize, you can get any *one* of your 4 crapblcked brothers unblocked.

@YoYudi

Dafaq! What sorcery is this! I know *everything* ask.

@IAmYaksha

How does a man become secure?

@YoYudi

Use https.

@IAmYaksha

Aapne pehla padaav paar kar liya hai. Aage badhte hai, How does man become wise?

@YoYudi

Get him married to a woman named Varsha. He will become Vice Versa. #Lulz

@IAmYaksha

ROFL. Okay, moving on, What is the best for farmers?

@YoYudi

No income tax on agricultural income. \m/

@IAmYaksha

What is the world made up of?

@YoYudi

Soul. #Profound

@IAmYaksha

What is righteousness?

@YoYudi

Righteousness or Riotousness #YouPrefer cc @narendramodi

@IAmYaksha

What does one who has many friends get?

@YoYudi

He ain't #foreveralone

@IAmYaksha

LOL! Dude, you're awesome. Which one of your brothers should I unblock?

@YoYudi

Y U NO UNBLOCK @Lukan?

@IAmYaksha

why him? he's kinda useless, no? @Arjun is so hot. #Gay4Arjun

@YoYudi

Dude, so @ArjunsMamma (yeah, he is her favourite too) has me alive, but @Mmmadri's both sons are blocked. So.

@IAmYaksha

#AapBholeHai Ok, fiiine, cos you gave awesome answers to my questions, I'm gonna unblock all of them.

-The End-

(idea came out of conversation with @mishrashiv one fine evening. .. the Yaksha Prashna details were obtained from here. )