Thursday, February 16, 2012

Let go

I read it somewhere, in 9 out of 10 times, happiness is synonymous to "letting go". It's time to be happier.

Perhaps it is the valentine day after effect, of seeing too much of reds and pinks. Or just that I'm having the withdrawal symptoms of not having talked to you for over 15 days. Not that we talked everyday, but I knew you were always around. A text, call, ping or DM away. Now, you are not.

You have always known I've loved you. And despite the fact that you never shared similar feelings, you even lead me on. I knew this would leave me heartbroken, but you were the best friend I've ever had. I wanted to cling on to you, because it just felt if you're around, everything will be all right.

But now, after so many years of knowing you, for the first time, I have decided to let go. I revoke the power I had granted you to control my happiness. I know it is going to be tough for me, and that it does not matter to you, but, I'm sure I'm giving myself more chances to be happy.

I will stop looking for you in every person I meet.

But I still love you, will always do.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Yaksha Prashna

Disclaimer: No offence meant, yo!

@Baba4U

stick missing, urgently need to find it, pls RT.

@YoYudi

a big shoutout to @B4Bheem, @Arjun, @Sahdevrocks and @Lukan #comeoffraa, lets go find @Baba4U's stick.

@Sahdevrocks has checked into random lake in the jungle @4sq.com/paani with the bros.

@Sahdevrocks

Dude, a talking crane! FTW! says water poisonous, can't drink if i don't answer questions. #OK

@kkraainn

in reply to @Sahdevrocks dude, i'm the talking crane, i'll crapblck you. Answer now or die.

@Lukan

So @Sahdevrocks can predict future, but can't find water. I'll have to fetch water and bro, both.

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@Arjun

Looks like those twins have disappeared into thin air, every time I end up working for them. pffft.

@B4Bheem

+1 RT @Arjun: Looks like those twins have disappeared into thin air, everytime I end up working for them. pffft.

@kkraainn

*rubs hands gleefully* oh wait, i'm a bird.

@YoYudi

@B4Bheem @Arjun @Sahdevrocks @Lukan wtf, bros, where are you? what's taking you so long to bring water?

@YoYudi checks in to random lake in jungle @4sq/water

@kkraainn

Welcome my dear @YoYudi, answer questions i post on @IAmYaksha and first prize, you can get any *one* of your 4 crapblcked brothers unblocked.

@YoYudi

Dafaq! What sorcery is this! I know *everything* ask.

@IAmYaksha

How does a man become secure?

@YoYudi

Use https.

@IAmYaksha

Aapne pehla padaav paar kar liya hai. Aage badhte hai, How does man become wise?

@YoYudi

Get him married to a woman named Varsha. He will become Vice Versa. #Lulz

@IAmYaksha

ROFL. Okay, moving on, What is the best for farmers?

@YoYudi

No income tax on agricultural income. \m/

@IAmYaksha

What is the world made up of?

@YoYudi

Soul. #Profound

@IAmYaksha

What is righteousness?

@YoYudi

Righteousness or Riotousness #YouPrefer cc @narendramodi

@IAmYaksha

What does one who has many friends get?

@YoYudi

He ain't #foreveralone

@IAmYaksha

LOL! Dude, you're awesome. Which one of your brothers should I unblock?

@YoYudi

Y U NO UNBLOCK @Lukan?

@IAmYaksha

why him? he's kinda useless, no? @Arjun is so hot. #Gay4Arjun

@YoYudi

Dude, so @ArjunsMamma (yeah, he is her favourite too) has me alive, but @Mmmadri's both sons are blocked. So.

@IAmYaksha

#AapBholeHai Ok, fiiine, cos you gave awesome answers to my questions, I'm gonna unblock all of them.

-The End-

(idea came out of conversation with @mishrashiv one fine evening. .. the Yaksha Prashna details were obtained from here. )